Friday, September 5, 2014

"When you feel pain, that's just God doing surgery on you."

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

"If one person calls you an a**, they might be. If three people call you an a**, you might want to check to see if there's a sign on your back, because you might be one after all."
"It's never been about the first drink. It's about the thought before the first drink that really gets me into trouble."

Friday, August 15, 2014

"I love tacos. Some would call me a taco addict. I eat tacos everyday, sometimes for more than one meal. But I will tell you what-  I've never been accused of driving under the influence of tacos; I've never stolen so that I could get more tacos; I've never woken up in the middle of the night, making calls to find more tacos; I've never woken up in a jail cell because I ate too many tacos; No one has ever staged an intervention, wherein all the people that love me expressed concern that I might have a taco problem. I'm just saying."

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

"Turning over your will and your life is just a bunch of instances of doing the next right thing."